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Found this on the net and got a kick out of it.
Drug Dealers Vs. Software Developers Drug Dealers | Software Developers | Refer to their clients as "users". | Refer to their clients as "users". | "The first one's free!" | "Download a free trial version..." | Have important South-East Asian connections (to help move the stuff). | Have important South-East Asian connections (to help debug the code). | Strange jargon: "Stick," "Rock," "Dime bag," "E". | Strange jargon: "SCSI," "RTFM," "Java," "ISDN". | Realize that there's tons of cash in the 14- to 25-year-old market. | Realize that there's tons of cash in the 14- to 25-year-old market. | Job is assisted by the industry's producing newer, more potent mixes. | Job is assisted by industry's producing newer, faster machines. | Often seen in the company of pimps and hustlers. | Often seen in the company of marketing people and venture capitalists. | Their product causes unhealthy addictions. | DOOM. Quake. WOW. Duke Nukem. 'Nuff said. | Do your job well, and you can sleep with sexy movie stars who depend on you. | Damn! Damn! DAMN!!! |
Personaly I would have added another line:
If a drug dealer does a bad job he getts arrested or shot
If a Software Developer does a bad job he makes millions writing patches and selling updated versions. Current Mood: anxious
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